balabeast 

The ultimate alpha male. Highest form of life in the universe. It’s said that balabeast can do anything. It’s the most unassuming creature. Most balabeasts look like complete brain dead retards. They go through most of their life living their alternate shithole persona. When judgement day comes, they’ll reveal their true identities. If you are friends with a balabeast, it’s like being friends with Jesus (balajesus). If you wrong him though… be prepared to be balasted by his balajizz which is so toxic and lethal that it’ll melt through your body, leaving burn holes. Those who’ve been balasted before describe it as the most harrowing experience of their life.

‘I wish I was a balabeast!’

balabeast by Poopflys3 November 22, 2021

balabeast 

The ultimate alpha male. Highest form of life in the universe. It’s said that balabeast can do anything. It’s the most unassuming creature. Most balabeasts look like complete brain dead retards. They go through most of their life living their alternate shithole persona. When judgement day comes, they’ll reveal their true identities. If you are friends with a balabeast, it’s like being friends with Jesus (balajesus). If you wrong him though… be prepared to be balasted by his balajizz which is so toxic and lethal that it’ll melt through your body, leaving burn holes. Those who’ve been balasted before describe it as the most harrowing experience of their life.

‘I wish I was a balabeast!’

balabeast by Poopflys3 November 22, 2021

BARBEAST 

Barbeast is someone who is a tank. They are extremely talented at what they do. They always display great determination, dedication, and resilience in training and/or competition.

Bruh, this gym is full of barbeasts! I’m gonna start training here.

BARBEAST by Barbeast Athletics April 28, 2019

Barbeast Athletics 

A trending fitness apparel line based out of Georgia, USA. Barbeast Athletics is where the strong become stronger. They are a true strength apparel company based around Powerlifting, Strongman, Weighlifting, CrossFit, etc.

Barbeast Athletics encourage everyone to be a BARBEAST and put your old PRs to rest.

Barbeast Athletics by Barbeast Athletics April 26, 2019

Balabate 

to wank while sat on the toilet

im horny and wish to balabate

Balabate by Simon Webb February 1, 2005

blabcast 

Someone who gossips using social media to spread drama and lies.

She blabcast their personal business throughout the internet.

blabcast by Josie728 May 3, 2017

Balacrastimoniustitudarimoustinactinumdalitider spinsticruspinjaroooscipoooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooooooooooothorp 

1) Billy Crystal
2) A homeless man who once worked as a photographer for Berkeley Preparatory School (Berkeley Prep) but was fired in 1992 in order for Bryan Manicchia to gain monopoly on Berkeley Photos, and then do an even worse job. He changed his name to Billy Crystal in order to attract attention to himself and enhance his modeling career, but with no luck. Desperate, he wrote the song "Papi Papi, Papi Chulo" but forgot to copywrite it, so the "artist", Lorna, stole it from him and took credit.
He then tried modeling again, and changed his name to Balacrastimoniustitudarimoustinactinumdalitider spinsticruspinjaroooscipoooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooooooooooothorp, but failed, once again, as a model. Down on life, he returned to Berkeley Preparatory School and lives in the underground tunnels of the Lykes Center. When travelling around campus, he feigns a Sage cook by wearing their green uniform, white apron, and a chefs hat. He creates chaos and havok by tampering with Berkeley's air conditioning, computer network, weather machine, and he sometimes poisons the sage food (but Berkeley covers this up easily because it is usually only pre-kindergarteners who die).
One can identify this man by the chef's hat (which Sage cooks do not typically wear around) or the sinister look of despair in his eyes. (note: Mr. Taylor does not wear a chef's hat).

See also Randy Newton, who is entirely unrelated but just as sinister.

"Well, another lower pre-k'er died today."
"Shame..."
"Yeah. What is that, 12 now?"
"13 in five years."
"I thought sage only came about two years ago."
"He dressed as a Chinese teacher named Mr. Chai back then."
"Oh, that sly fox!"
"Yep, Balacrastimoniustitudarimoustinactinumdalitider spinsticruspinjaroooscipoooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooooooooooothorp really is a sneaky son of a gun."

Balacrastimoniustitudarimoustinactinumdalitider spinsticruspinjaroooscipoooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooooooooooothorp by Mike Jobbs May 9, 2005