baked potato

The gayest gay act

"That guy likes the baked potato"

by Jordan May 12, 2004

baked potato

The feeling of euphoria that one feels immediately after the consumption of marijuana; getting baked/stoned;

"Dude, i just hit the tits out of that bong and now im super baked potato."

"Dude, you look totally baked potato right now!"

- "Dude... how baked potato are you right now?"

-"Yeah man, im totally tater tots!"

by Keny Majowski & Calbe Dackwall January 12, 2012

baked potato

a stoned down syndrome person

"check out that baked potato, he's stoned as a mutha fucker!"

by leviticus, Jordan converse October 28, 2013

baked potato

a mentally disabled person stuck in a fire

after SB's house burned down she found her daughter in the state of baked potato

by stupidcunt1726 February 11, 2019

baked potato

When you sit with your laptop on your lap for a while and it heats up your testicles. You then take the heated testicles and tea bag another person, giving them a baked potato.

aaaaaawwwwwww yeeeeaaahhh girl, Ima give you a baked potato!

by Naughty Baratone August 09, 2010

baked potato

A couch potato who is also extremely stoned. (see also baked)

Dude, let's go get something to eat!You've been just staring at the TV all night with that bong in your hand, you baked potato!

by FunkyBumpkin April 29, 2005

baked potato

Used to refer to a situation that is cool, fun, or otherwise indescribable. Saying, "That is the baked potato with chives (or other baked potato toppings" declares the situation to be even cooler. The ultimate cool situation gets "the loaded baked potato"

"This party is going to be the baked potato!"

"That concert was the baked potato with chives!"

"Woo! That movie was the loaded baked potato!"

by SquirrellyFerret October 01, 2006