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bait child 

a person who committs an act that is blatently obvious, which in turn, poses as a concern to the others who feel they are at risk of either a) getting booked or b) bitched slapped in the face by their girl.
Coming back to school with ya boys smelling like you've been smoking the good stuff. -- "Man, you didn't axe yourself, get away from us, your a bait child"

example of being a bait child: A man is sitting with his 'real' girl Chaniqua. His hommie walks in and says, "ohh waddup holmes, I would assume this is ya girl Latisha"
bait child by Katzilla July 29, 2008
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Bitchild 

Something slighty more offensive than bitch, because you are reffering to the acusee as a child. Notice its clever spelling.
A good example of a bitchild is your mother in law.
Bitchild by Dong July 30, 2004
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