Baguet

A very small, taut male scrotum. Usually flat in appearance as if there is no scrotum at all.

I went down on Roger and found he has a baguet. It was rather disturbing.

Dude did you just get out of the pool? No why? Then explain your baguet.

Baguet by Eaton Holgoode May 1, 2018

baguetti

An adorable and delicious combination of a baguette and spaghetti.

My girlfriend and I could not decide whether we wanted French or Italian cuisine, so we compromised by making baguetti.

baguetti by Baguetti August 20, 2020

Buguette

A specific term for software/video game that is buggy and/or unstable and in coincidence also french.

Person 1: God dammit, UBI servers are down again
Grzegorz Brzęczyszczykiewicz: Classic Buguette software
Person 1: Yeah
Grzegorz Brzęczyszczykiewicz: Why tf are you called Person 1

Buguette by Gottchabeach April 19, 2023

Baguetteo 

An ethnic slur used against french people or people born in France.

French Slurs

Plural Noun : Baguetteos
Outdated Spelling : Baghetto

The people of France are living among other baguetteo.

Baguetteo by FatAngels April 28, 2023

blows your baguette

1. alternate phrase for floats your boat; whatever makes you happy.
2. alternate phrase for toot your own horn; to flatter yourself or boast about your own achievements.

1.
guy 1: can i get some gasoline in my drink?
bartender: yeah sure dude, whatever blows your baguette.
2.
"not to blow my own baguette but I killed it on that math test."

blows your baguette by pathetic_oatmeal April 22, 2020

bagetteam 

A species who loves expressing themselves with the expression "yo"
Also a famous league of legends player due to his lack of skills

guy 1: oh my gosh it's bagetteam
bagetteam: oh my yo

bagetteam by amogus spider January 12, 2022

snatch bagget

It's what you call your wife out loud instead of calling her a "bitch" or a "cunt"

Used to avoid the aftermath of calling her either a "bitch" or a "cunt"

The sounds of these words provide the same emotional satisfaction for the user without without the fallout vomiting out of that snatch bagget's mouth.

Used towards someone you love although they may not be perfect all the time.

Can you please for the love of god eat a cheese burger. Your constant drinking of kale, cucumber, ginger, apple garlic parsly smoothies are making you act like a total snatch bagget. They also make you fart.

snatch bagget by emobear666 November 2, 2015