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cock bagel

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A penis that is constantly flacid, bent and twisted under the testicles rendering it unusable at all times.
Ryan and Peter suck eacothers cock bagels.
cock bagel by Big Indian July 17, 2003

cock-bagel 

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A bagel that has been violated out of desperation, or loneliness.
Also used as an insult to someone that is currently pissing you off.
A : Matt has cock-bagels
C : HAH!

or

A : Shut up you cock-bagel piece of shit.
M : Ouch
cock-bagel by Sand E. Titties March 17, 2008

cock bagel

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Vineet: You spelled my name wrong you Cock Bagels!
Peter: Sorry man.
Chris: *starts crying*
cock bagel by Vineet December 1, 2003

cock bagel

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Vineet Ghordhandas.
Me: Hey cock bagel!
Vineet: Yes?
cock bagel by Chris and Peter November 21, 2003

cock bagel

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Vineet cock bagels himself twice every night.

Cock Bagel

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A word used to express feelings of stupidity towards someone who is stupid.
"John is being such a cock bagel today"
Cock Bagel by Ethos Kohancho April 9, 2017
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TikTok Farlands

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TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
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mormon assault vehicle

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another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
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Shakira Law 

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A version of "Sharia Law" that Reform Ltd supporters tend to refer to, often by mistake.
Richard Tice of Reform now lives in Dubai, under Shakira Law, although telling Brits that we should worry about it
Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025
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Overstand 

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To understand a topic or statement to the highest extent.
Leroy, after being told the tenth time by his sister, did overstand her idea of robbing the 7-11.
Overstand by Elf Eater March 23, 2003
Word of the Day on August 20, 2026

minimap 

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A map that mostly tells you where everything is
Friend 1: Follow me there is a player nearby
Friend 2: How do you know?
Friend 1: Minimap
minimap by LeWord January 13, 2015
Word of the Day on August 19, 2026

Pink Cloud

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12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they're sober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.
The new guy seems pretty happy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.
Pink Cloud by toniwithaneye November 24, 2006
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