bagel cock

when one sticks their penis through the hole of a bagel

Can you get me a bagel? I want to make a bagel cock.

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cock bagel

A penis that is constantly flacid, bent and twisted under the testicles rendering it unusable at all times.

Ryan and Peter suck eacothers cock bagels.

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A bagel that has been violated out of desperation, or loneliness.
Also used as an insult to someone that is currently pissing you off.

A : Matt has cock-bagels
C : HAH!

or

A : Shut up you cock-bagel piece of shit.
M : Ouch

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Vineet: You spelled my name wrong you Cock Bagels!
Peter: Sorry man.
Chris: *starts crying*

cock bagel by Vineet December 1, 2003

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Vineet Ghordhandas.

Me: Hey cock bagel!
Vineet: Yes?

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Vineet cock bagels himself twice every night.

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A word used to express feelings of stupidity towards someone who is stupid.

"John is being such a cock bagel today"

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