bagel bump
when two men use a two sided dildo with a bagel in the middle. When they are finished they eat the bagel
bagel bump by E.P.D March 13, 2009
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Bagel Bumper
A bagel bumper is a slang term for lesbian, as associated with food and the act of bumping two bagels together (two holes with no success of penetration) Compared to lesbians trying to make love with the impropper "tools of the trade".
Wow, look at those two dykes, i bet they are bagel bumpers. Yeah they bump eachothers bagels all the time.
Bagel Bumper by JohnF November 27, 2003
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bagel bump • Bagel Bumper • bagel bumping • bagel dumping • bagel • bagel boy • Bagel Fuck • Bagel Fucker • bagel bite • bagel burn
bagel bumping
the act of bumping your bagel with another bagel.
which can be translated to:
rubbing your vagina against another womans vagina
which can be translated to:
rubbing your vagina against another womans vagina
bagel bumping by Bushwack babe March 6, 2009
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