2 definitions by JohnF

Bagel Bumper

A bagel bumper is a slang term for lesbian, as associated with food and the act of bumping two bagels together (two holes with no success of penetration) Compared to lesbians trying to make love with the impropper "tools of the trade".

Wow, look at those two dykes, i bet they are bagel bumpers. Yeah they bump eachothers bagels all the time.

by JohnF November 28, 2003

Collegelush

n. A student enrolled in a college or university while also maintaining the status of being a drunkard.

"He's such a collegelush, I can't believe he passes his classes!"

by JohnF May 16, 2006