bag stander 

A guy who stands in a shopping bag in bath stall while being felated by the dick smoker sitting on the bowl. When someone walks by, they only see 2 feet and a shopping bag, looks innocent enough.

The cops busted a bag stander and a dick smoker at the bus terminal men's room

bag stander by maibock April 8, 2007

Innocent Barstandercize 

Made popular by the popular Chicago etiquette blog, Innocent Barstander.

-To publicly criticize someone whose public behavior is rude, obnoxious, or disruptive, often with comedic results.

-To exercise a deep passion for reinforcing proper etiquette in restaurants, bars, and clubs, such as how much to tip, how to dress, how loudly to speak when ordering drinks, etc. by chastising offenders.

That obnoxious woman is being a real cunt to her date and their waiter. I'm gonna go Innocent Barstandercize her ass. Meet me outside.

Innocent Barstandercize by strjock81 June 6, 2011