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bag of beans 

Scrotum, smooth criminals, tomatoes, nadbag, jizzbags, raisin bag, happy sack, hairy saddlebags, bag of fruit, John Waynes hairy saddlebags, sack onuts; daddy-bag; marsupium; bag of tricks; jelly-bag.
I enjoyed Pamela playing with my bag of beans and giving me a head.
bag of beans by AmЕn July 20, 2016

a big bag of beans 

An annoying or otherwise less-than-ideal situation; an undesirable state for one to be in.
“Man, this new project is really making class a big bag of beans.”

I Stuck A Whole Bag Of Jelly Beans Up My Ass 

Pretty self explanatory, I mean what do you want from me?!

Beans
Take on me. Take me onnnnnn

I stuck a whole bag of jelly beans up my ass

I Put A Whole Bag of Jelly Beans Up My Ass 

i said scuse me mothafucka do you like jellybeans he was like yea but not the black and the green ones. mothafucka who said i had to eat them jellybeans. To make a long fucking story short I put a whole bag of jellybeans up my ass and it's been 24 hours later and i ain't find none yet
I put a whole bag of jelly beans up my ass