badge in

To use one's identification badge in order to gain otherwise restricted access.

Please badge in to the computer in order to see the patient's electronic medical record.

by Dr. Inappropriate November 24, 2015

badge in the post

Used sarcastically, normally as a congratulation for someone achieving something diabolically simple, or for grasping the absolute and complete obvious. It's origins are based on any organisation that, in the absence of better ideas, or prizes of any real value, would give a cheaply manufactured metal badge as a token reward.

Paul A. Sheehan: "Look! I just uploaded a JPEG to your hosting using FTP!"

Ash & Doug : "Well done Paul, Badge in the Post."

by Nuciphaal January 14, 2005

Badge in the Vadge

When your dick is nicknamed Honey Badger and you stick it in your girl’s vagina trying to add your love pudding to her honey pot.

I’m about to put the Badge in the Vadge so relax and open up the honey pot.

by Sunshower NC September 19, 2022

Get the badge in

Someone who wears stone island.

Steve: ‘Hey look, he’s wearing stone island.’
Dave: ‘Get the badge in.’

by Chezzburg3r May 15, 2022

Badger in the mailbox

A term for an unexpected or unpredictable problem or issue which causes harm, physically, mentally, etc.
Can be used if the problem is self created or not.

Referential to the idea of a mailman’s opening a mailbox unknowingly containing an angered badger

(Self Created Problem) *Joe trips and hurts his nose*
Steve: Man, you really put the badger in the mailbox
Joe: I guess so

(Not self created) *Crazy girl destroys Steve’s car*
Steve: Man I really missed the badger in the mailbox there

by Thex1Amigo September 26, 2018

Badge-ing

"Badge-ing" is an exhibitionist trend in certain trendy nightclubs (Most commonly in California) It involves a woman taking a male patron (Almost always a stranger) into a more secluded part of the club (i.e. bathroom, service area, etc.) and giving him an orgasm (usually by means of a hand or blow job) then allowing the cum to hit her face and top portion of her shirt, then returning to the rest of the club without in anyway making an attempt to clean herself up, wearing the proof of what she just did as a "Badge"

"Did you guys see Chrissy tonight? She's totally badge-ing, she's such a slut!!"

by Corvus Knight July 7, 2008

The Badger Incident of 1994.

A misunderstanding between the Badger and Myself. People who experience this also report that they "didn't know that fireworks were badger compatible".

I am so sorry about that The Badger Incident of 1994.

by Aagixaa January 6, 2021