A day starting with you looking to the mirror to see the face floating there really ugly. One of those days you don't wanna go out, with low self-esteem, when you feel all the people staring at you. Ever had a really unapealing haircut done by some blind a/o taste challenged "hairdresser"? Well, that's the feeling.
-What's happening to Joan? She barely spoke the whole afternoon. Is she OK?
A group of middle school overweight kids who live in your small town and drive their parents' lawnmowers through the neighborhood displaying their awesomely bad haircut, asking you to play Yu-Gi-Oh!
"Why is that fat kid driving a lawnmower on the sidewalk pulling another kid on a sleigh in the middle of July?"
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.