A day starting with you looking to the mirror to see the face floating there really ugly. One of those days you don't wanna go out, with low self-esteem, when you feel all the people staring at you. Ever had a really unapealing haircut done by some blind a/o taste challenged "hairdresser"? Well, that's the feeling.
-What's happening to Joan? She barely spoke the whole afternoon. Is she OK?
A group of middle school overweight kids who live in your small town and drive their parents' lawnmowers through the neighborhood displaying their awesomely bad haircut, asking you to play Yu-Gi-Oh!
"Why is that fat kid driving a lawnmower on the sidewalk pulling another kid on a sleigh in the middle of July?"
n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the gamealive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because idstill sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.