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Bad Internet 

Romans internet because he always lags out in COD
Damn Roman why did you leave the game
Sorry bro I have bad internet
Bad Internet by BennyCBoy December 26, 2020

internet bad ass 

A nerd who plays online games and acts tough. If you piss him off he will probably say he could take you in real life and ask for your address incase he wins the lottery in which case he'll have to make room for alot of ass beatings.
Ted: WOW DUDE I PWNZORD YOU LET ME GET YOR ADDRESS SO I CAN PWN YOU IN RL!
Bill: shut the fuck up nerd boy
internet bad ass by Oz March 11, 2005

Internet Bad Boys 

A band from Wisconsin formed in 1995 that is known for their geocities website.
Guy: I'm listening to the Internet Bad Boys.
Girl: Oh! You mean Internet Bad Boy by I-Octane and Ninja Kid?
Guy: No, you dumb broad. The frickin' Internet Bad Boys.
Internet Bad Boys by mistaspill July 21, 2022

internet bad 

adj. (in-ter-net bad) 1.spending time online when you're supposed to be working or sleeping
I'm a wreck today. I was internet bad last night until three in the morning.
internet bad by darrollx July 19, 2011

International Breaking Bad day 

On January 20, everyone who watched Breaking Bad needs to dress up as Walter White or Jesse Pinkman
Max: Why are you wearing that costume?
You: It's international Breaking Bad day!

International Down Bad Day 

On June 30th, International Down Bad Day is an unofficial holiday to either jokingly or seriously display the character traits of being a “Down Bad” individual.
“Hey man, are you going to be participating in International Down Bad Day today?”
“Man come over here and kiss me on my hot mouth”
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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