A phrase that turns something simple, into a sexual joke. Kind of like "that's what she said" but just better. It is the next best thing, and is one of the most flexible jokes.
Girl: Aww.... my fortune cookie says I'm gonna have bad luck!!!
Boy: In the back of a car!!!
Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.