Babysitter

Someone who dates or hooks up with someone significantly younger than them.

What a babysitter

by the gb June 9, 2011

Babysitter

When a person doesn't pass the blunt in a session and holds it too long.

"Hey Mr. babysitter. Would you look at all the ashes? The blunts going out is you ever gonna pass it?" - Mac Dre

by J4son June 25, 2008

Babysitter

See: Cumsplotion, you must.

Emily, that cute blonde girl down the street is babysitting tonight. I'll sneak back home early, chat her up on volley ball topics then lay the pipe.

by King Kai November 12, 2004

babysitter

A socially sanctioned cum dumpster.

Mr. Smith: beep beep here comes the dump truck!
Sofie: *giggles*
Mr. Smith: *makes a gooey warm mess all over her face then turns around and farts up her nose*

by fuckershocking April 10, 2005

Babysitter

A person who watches over someone after they have taken LSD so that is they go on a bab trip they won't harm themselves.

John's got some more LSD.I'm going to be his babysitter.

by Deep blue 2012 December 3, 2009

babysitter

A person who sits on a baby's dick.

My old babysitter used to sit on my cock when I was a 2-year-old baby.

by Marvin Johann Stamitz January 31, 2009

Babysitter

A person who not only supervises, but actually sits on the child making sure that her title is secured, while chewing gum and talking to her flavor of the week on the phone

Mom, I didn't know babysitters actually sit on people. Maybe they should be called baby watchers instead.

by Anonymity265 April 27, 2010