Baby Jesus
A term used to describe the divinity of Joe Mauer, the greatest baseball player, Minnesota Twin, and Minnesotan to ever grace this land.
Baby Jesus by Punto4President April 14, 2010
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baby jesus by Pilot K October 14, 2013
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baby jesus by loliamroshan March 31, 2009
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baby jesus poops
When you have to poop so bad that you feel that you are about to give birth to an immaculate conception. The poops often resemble pop corn shrimp, or little baby jesus' swaddled in little blankets.
baby jesus poops by BEJ0124 May 5, 2011
Baby Jesus Fecal Matter
The feeling one gets from eating too much sweet and sour chicken. The person feels like they have to give birth to "the baby Jesus" in fecal form.
Baby Jesus Fecal Matter by Sweaty Balls and the Rickist April 5, 2010
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