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Baby Beans 

1) A term used to describe a dish by Catalan waiters to dupe tourists into eating baby squid.

2) Middle aged Spanish sweaty gentlemen of short stature who like the taller Welsh men. They are often found in bars trying to lead lost tourists into enclosed spaces where they can block the exit with the gleam from their shiny,sweaty head.
1) You ordered baby beans... i bring baby beans..

2) We nearly lost Andy to a baby bean last night...
Baby Beans by koficomeback! November 19, 2013

baby beans 

the topmost layer of fat, in between the dermis and the subcutaneous tissue. typically used by people on a strange side of twitter.
"I hit baby beans, guys!"
baby beans by armerdilla April 3, 2022

Baby Beans 

A term selfharmers use to define the layer of skin between the styro and the beans
Baby Beans by anonymous February 3, 2024

Baby bean 

What you call a fictional character that you love too much for words to describe.
Baby bean by Obsessive_Fangirl October 8, 2019

bean baby 

A mythical giant coffee bean dreamt by people who work with coffee on a daily basis.
Man...I had that Bean Baby dream again last night.
bean baby by CanadianTresero June 25, 2016