Azerbaijan 

A fictional country. Outside of their oil industry they have nothing and are nobody.

History of Azerbaijan:

Mongol nomads until 18th century
Stealing Iranian history in 19th century
First Azerbaijani state based on stolen land in 20th century

Azerbaijan by Dark777 May 14, 2023

Azerbaijan 

Azerbaijan is a country located at the boundary of Eastern Europe and Western Asia.10 It is a part of the Caucasus region, and is bounded by the Caspian Sea to the east, Russia to the north, Georgia to the northwest, Armenia and Turkey to the west, and Iran to the south. Baku is the capital and largest city.

- Where I can eat most tasty dolma? In Azerbaijan of course!

- Karabakh is Azerbaijan!

- Where is the heart of Azerbaijan? Obviously in Shusha city!

Azerbaijan by ArmenianfromKarabakh July 12, 2021

Azerbaijan 

Oil mongols with no history or achievements.

Azerbaijan might have oil (which has nothing to do with talent), but Armenia has better history, better religion, better scientists, better chess players, better military heroes, better sportsmen.

Azerbaijan by I like my name September 3, 2023

Azerbaijan 

most underrated country ever

"Hey dude did you see that badass egyptian guy at the train station?"

"He was Azerbaijanian"

"Where the fuck is that nationality from.

Azerbaijan by PrinceGogeta12412 October 16, 2015

Azerbaijan 

A very misunderstood country who Armenians claim never had a statehood until 1918 just because in their previous statehoods they did not call themselves ‘Azerbaijan’ throughout most of the period. The country had created a large 551 year lasting empire under various Azerbaijani dynasties, the Qoyunlus, Safavids, Afsharids and Qajars. The descendants of the Azerbaijanis include the Oghuz Turks that came to the Caucasus in 11th century AD, the Medians, an Iranic people who were indigenous to northwestern Iran (Iranian Azerbaijan) and the Mannaeans, the oldest ancestors of the Azerbaijanis (Proto-Azeris, you can say), a Caucasian people (Indigenous to the Caucasus) who weee a tribe but had then migrated at around the 1st millennium BC to northwestern Iran (Again, Iranian Azerbaijan) to create a kingdom called Mannaea.

The word Azerbaijan is actually a couple millennia evolving from the 4th century BC kingdom name Atropatene.

Rob: Wait I thought it was America that founded the Oil Industry, well, energy industry
John: Nope, it’s actually this country called Azerbaijan

Azerbaijan by ChampionAz November 22, 2024

Azerbaijan 

The some caucasian country where half are snowly mountains, and half are meadows with steppes, azerbaijanis speak in a mountain Turkic language with borrowings from other languages, especially Russian, having their own history what the brownish-black persian donkey lovers in every possible way appropriate to themselves the history of the Uzbeks, Turkmen and even Greeks, because their states was on the territory in iran

Karl: Bro, explain why Visal is obsessed with tea and drinks liters of it
Frank: As he told me, in Azerbaijan they drink tea instead of water
Karl: Uh brah

Azerbaijan by Goziashvili02 March 23, 2024

Azerbaijan Pub 

A pub in Azerbaijan/ sells Azerbaijan alcohol.

Tourist in Azerbaijan : I need beer. Any pubs?
Azerbaijan Tourist Guide: Go to an Azerbaijan pub, then!

Azerbaijan Pub by Horse Power January 2, 2017