awffee

awful coffee

I went to that new cafe downtown but unfortunately I was served awffee.

by notacoffeesnob November 25, 2015

awffer

An unwanted advance from someone you'd never consider intimacy with. Pronounced with a vomit-in-the-throat accent.

That granny skank just cornered me, rubbed her slag tits on me, put $10 in my pocket, said she'd blow me...then spit her teeth into her drink and grinned. That's an awffer- oh gawd (sipping beer)- I'll never be too drunk to refuse.

by Omar O. Ungh September 28, 2011

affeeliate

A non-bashful colleague who provides you with "hands-on experience" (i.e., "touchy feely") as desired.

Having an affeeliate can actually be quite a positive thing, provided that he knows when to keep his hands to himself during times when you're not "in the mood". Often he can be further useful by locating additional fellow humans who also are into "getting physical" on a regular basis.

by QuacksO February 25, 2019