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An unwanted advance from someone you'd never consider intimacy with. Pronounced with a vomit-in-the-throat accent.
That granny skank just cornered me, rubbed her slag tits on me, put $10 in my pocket, said she'd blow me...then spit her teeth into her drink and grinned. That's an awffer- oh gawd (sipping beer)- I'll never be too drunk to refuse.
awffer by Omar O. Ungh September 28, 2011
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A substance that is a knock off of aspirin. Its side-effects include: wanting to move to Canadia , saying wat a lot, and the ability to kick-ass at RPG games. This is also know on the street as Aff, or sometimes even Ass.
Guy1: 'Dude you gave him afferin!'
AffVictim: 'wat'
Guy2: 'Whoops'
afferin by InoIwolnBleabinHere February 8, 2009
I went to that new cafe downtown but unfortunately I was served awffee.
awffee by notacoffeesnob November 25, 2015

Afferection

When you get an erection by seeing people being romantic to one another.

i.e. holding hands, kissing in public, hugging, etc.
Bobby popped an afferection after Becca sat on his lap.
N. same as Affie; Ass Fucker, Anus Fucker
"You're a piece of shit, you mother affer!"
affer by urbanslang5 June 16, 2006
the misguided feeling of accomplishment onset by seeing one of your favorite content creators post something within the last few minutes
"my little sisters afferting with her friends is really annoying"
"the epidemic of affertation among the population may be correlated to low employment population nationwide"
Affert by namelesswalaby December 23, 2021

Affervoxatempanostickoulisompreconx 

a slap in the face.
Affervoxatempanostickoulisompreconx
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