awakerbation 

when you wake up with morning glory and you can't resist the urge to beat your meat to the sound of a monkey crying until you start to bleed from your eyes

Harry: i had the most the furious awakerbation of my life this morning

Alena: i know i could here you scream
Harry: you should have cum helped me babe

Alena: no! last time i choked on your hairy scrotum

Harry: its not my fault you coon

awakerbation by fgdjbdkfn;p December 3, 2015

Premature Awakeulation 

Waking up before your alarm clock goes off because your afraid your alarm is broken/wont go off when its supposed to.

Since Alison dropped her alarm behind her bed she went to sleep worried it wouldn't go off in the morning and she might be late for work. This resulted in premature awakeulation the next morning.

Premature Awakeulation by VPizz January 14, 2008