A creature so horrible that if you look at it for to long, your eyes
will start to bleed. Lives in drainpipes and grease pits surrounding high schools and universities. The origins of the abomination goes something like this: a giant plague infested sewer rat rapes an
AIDS carrying orangutan, in the ass, while in the restroom of a 747. The orangutan proceeds to shit out the ass baby that was conceived. The baby abomination gets ejected out of the plane along with a large amount of shit. While falling, the abomination gets hit by lightning and catches
fire. Upon reaching the ground, the flaming abomination slams into a mountain side at terminal velocity and then rolls down the side, hitting every rock on the way down. Baby Bom-Bom then reaches a cliff where it falls off, still on
fire, and lands on the ugly tree, where it falls hitting every branch on the way down. It then falls into a campground, still on
fire, where a family proceeds to beat it with sticks and stomp it out with their golf cleats. They then dump it into an outhouse that has a good 20 ft of shit in the
bottom. Here the abomination matures, stewing in the shit of countless years.
Finally, the Abomination crawled out and made its home in the sewer system of a small north
Georgia town.
The power of its ugliness attract other uglies like a magnet, so there is an excess amount of nasty in this town.
Seriously, this thing is so
ugly that you
will want to die when you see it. Its smell is indescribable, but this scenario
may help. Take a very hairy, nasty, diseased,
fat ,sweaty man with chronic diarrhea and then take a blow dryer to his ass. The warm air that cames off resembles the stench of the abomination.
Has a bad case of not shutting the fuck up and hair loss, but only on top of the
head. Frequently likes to show off its ass crack which the sight and smell of kills unprepared people. If you ever come across the abomination, who
will know it and you
will never again be the same.
guy one: wassup want to drink some beers later?
guy two: yeah sure but first I have to.....OH
FUCK!!!!!MY EYES!!!
guy one:
wtf are you talking abo......JESUS CHRIST!!!MY EYES ARE BLEEDING!!!!WHAT THE
FUCK IS THAT SMELL!!!
guy two: *gasp* it....its the....abomination....*cough*...must have crawled out of the drain
pipe or the grease pit.....*hack*.. don't think im going to be able to see the same again.
guy one: OH SHIT ITS ABOUT TO SHOW US ITS ASS CRACK!!!! DONT LOOK WHATEVER YOU DO!!!DONT LO.............
(both
die upon the revealing of the ass crack)