Average Intelligence

The average IQ is 100.

People who have this IQ commonly believe in ghosts, God, unproven herbal medicine, and are often superstitious.

People of this IQ mostly run the world, and are repsonsible for the fucked up state that it's in.

That guy must be of Average Intelligence: he's superstitious, he can't seem to think logically, his ability to reason seems non-existant, and he speaks some real crap.

by I can't f'ing stand this world January 5, 2010

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Average Goon

Just your average troublemaker who enjoys the colors purple and yellow, and LOVES building things. Warning: Average Goons can be VERY competitive. Basically combine your average joe and your local goon squad.

God, that group is just a bunch of Average Goons!

by Velocidellix April 16, 2018

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Average Gammon

Defined as being a women who one would copulate with if the chance arises.

•Average Gammon... Get out your salmon..?

•Callum: how'd your date go?

Oly: she was average gammon at best.

Callum: and did she get out her salmon?

Oly: Of course baba, eeaassyyy!

by McCooks June 14, 2014

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Average Nebraskan

The act of being finger-banged by a passenger while driving down the highway.

That couple is pulling an average Nebraskan at 70 mph!

by James.albrecht November 21, 2022

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Average Ayan

Contrary to the implied name, Average Ayan IS THE most SPECIAL person to ever exist.

Adj. To describe someone as special, especially the violent and racist kind.
N. A person who is extremely unique and average at the same time (The kind that will stick a pencil through your hand)
Adverb. To do something so remarkably unusual that has HUGE!!!! consequences.

Average Ayan is the type of guy to murder someone in an alley, then report the body and act like he knew the guy while buying milk for his friends.

by The Hugest Sam October 28, 2023

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