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Average Nebraskan

AJMSNR: Driving on an interstate highway about 75mph when I see the car in the left lane start to drive a little erratically. As I passed the car on the right I saw what looked like the male passenger finger banging the woman driving, who looked like she was having an orgasm. I quickly got away from them to avoid an accident.
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Average Nebraskan by Steel_Colt November 21, 2022

Average Nebraskan

The act of driving while getting finger banged.
Normally I-80 is excruciatingly boring on the way out to Colorado, but that average Nebraskan made the trip a lot more enjoyable this time.

average Nebraskan

The act of driving while being finger banged.
Driving on an interstate highway in about 75mph when I see the car in the left lane start to drive a little erratically. As I passed the car on the right I saw that the woman driving was getting an average Nebraskan. and looked like she was having an orgasm. I quickly got away from them to avoid an accident.
average Nebraskan by lake_huron November 21, 2022

Average Nebraskan

"Hey look, the chick in the car next to us is getting an Average Nebraskan!"

"My buddy's a semi driver, he sees so many Average Nebraskans"
Average Nebraskan by Fire Lord Ozai November 21, 2022

Average Nebraskan

As defined by Reddit, it's the act of finger banging someone while driving down the highway, or being finger banged while driving.
Matt: "Hey did you hear about Micah and Tessa?"
Jimmy: "No, what happened?"
Matt: "Tessa got her first average Nebraskan from Micah last night!"
Jimmy: "Don't you have to be driving on the highway to do that?"
Matt: "Hell yeah!"

Average Nebraskan

The act of driving while being fingerbanged.
Whoa, did you see that car pass me? They were getting an average Nebraskan
Average Nebraskan by katiekat555 November 21, 2022