avaskata 

the coolest person in the world

1: Who is avaskata?
2: The coolest person ever!

avaskata by am267 May 5, 2021

Alaskatarian 

Alaskatarians are Alaskans who generally call themselves vegetarians, but when you offer them meat or fish that you killed or harvested, they almost always jump at the offer.

Myra: “I’m vegan and gluten free.”
Kelly: “Do you wanna come over to eat fish that I caught in the Kenai River and this caribou that my dad shot up in the Brooks Range?”
Myra: “Absolutely! I’ll bring over some blueberries and cranberries for dessert.”
Kelly: “You’re a real Alaskatarian.”

Alaskatarian by kellysue94 October 26, 2019

Alaskatastic 

A sarcastic term used to highlight that something is, in fact, not fantastic. Rooted in Sarah Palin's nomination for VP in 2008, which the Republicans tout as being a great thing, when even they know it isn't.

"Hey, did you hear they're going to allow oil drilling in ANWR?"
"What, that's bulls****! Alaskatastic!"

"Congratulations, Levi! You're going to be a father!"
"That's just f***ing Alaskatastic."

Alaskatastic by Lance Manthrob October 21, 2008