austwick

An absolute cunt with a huge cock. Devourer of milk chocolate pillows. Scared of his own arsehole.

‘Tried to give my mate a cheeky bum poke last like but he pulled an Austwick on me’
‘He has a cock like an Austwick that man’

‘That guy hoovers cereal like an Austwick’

by SemenOnMaFace April 17, 2022

austickle

One who seems homosexual on the outside, but on the inside is heterosexual.

Oh Mike your such an austickle.

by FancypantsPW October 30, 2013