Auston

Auston is cool and awesome, he is cool guy that has blue hair and is white of course. He smells good, but his farts are deadly

What's that smell, did he pull an Auston?

by AFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF March 20, 2020

Auston

Auston is an amazing guy wholoves to be around his girlfriend. He has dark blond hair and rock hard abs. His eye color may very, but their most likely hazel. His personality is magnetic, and everyone wants to be his friend. Although he is very sweet, he can be a little protective sometimes. He is the reason girls are always on Instagram, but then they see pictures of his girlfriend, and then his abs. He will probably have a Youtube channel that he streams on, and he is amazing at video games(Fortnite).

Teacher "Why are you on your phone?"
ME ~shows Auston's Instagram page~
Teacher ~passes out~

"Wow! Who is that?"
"That's the new kid, Auston"
"He. Is. So. HOT!!!"

by Layla~Auston's girlfriend September 4, 2019

Auston Matthews

The man who saved the great Maple Leaf from inevitable extinction.

That Auston Matthews kid is something else, eh?

by MacDaddyy April 18, 2017

Auston Matthews

Auston Matthews is bussin when it comes to hockey. This #34 is definitely a keeper. Playing for the leafs, he has won awards for his excellent skills, such as the Rocket Richard trophy in 2021 and many more to come. We love Austie :)

"Ain't Auston Matthews just the best?" - Linda

"Oh yeah, Austies my fav 😍" - Deborah

by leafs be bussin ;) May 28, 2021

daniel auston

a little fag that likes cock

ya that kid was a Daniel Auston

by poo poo face poo November 16, 2018

Auston Suarez

a person who can overcome any obstacle in life; an Auston Suarez is the new age Hercules. If your are one then your probably a natural blonde, and naturally good at most extreme sports. You have plenty of scars and stories to go along with them. Ladies find you interesting but sometimes a little bit intimidating to approach due to the fact that your around other ladies all the time as well. But don't worry, an Auston Suarez can talk to several women at once. They also might end up with your girlfriends cell phone numbers for later reconciliation.

Swag like Auston Suarez.
Get her Auston Suarez.
I'm Auston Suarez.
I get it done Auston Suarez style.
I'm Auston Suarez B****

I'm goin for a run. AUSTON SUAREZ.
"Mommy, my tummy hurts", "It's ok honey, Auston Suarez."
Did you get the beer? Auston Suarez! Sweet big dawg

by whoDATkidd November 5, 2011

Auston Matthews

An overrated piece of shit that seems to be made of glass because he always gets injured and takes so long to recover. Matthews is the only thing leaf fans can brag about and they always compare him to Laine even though Laine is so much better.

fuck Auston Matthews

man Auston Matthews is garbage

by efuheuvgfnerui fnjehjfiejifedu December 20, 2018