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Austin Porter 

A handsome bitch from a boyband PRETTYMUCH, the oldest of them all. He is talented, awesome, artistic, motHERFOOKING EVERYTHING MY LOML . Deserves the world, and deserves a long-ass verse 👑
HEY! AUSTIN PORTER CAUGHT A LIZARD Y'ALL!
Austin Porter by droptopyellow October 31, 2018
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Austin Porter 

Austin Porter is a blond hair boy from the boy band PRETTYMUCH.
Austin Porter is so talented.”
Austin Porter by PastelTori October 28, 2018

Austin Porter 

a cute blonde guy with long hair from the band PRETTYMUCH. an anime kween 😍🙌🏽 also a lowkey artist that’s highkey good. HES ALSO HOT ASF if you didn’t know ;))
“Did you hear the “uhh yo it’s prettymuch” in solita? the guy who did that is so hot”
yup thats austin porter, AUSTIN DID THAT SHITTTT 😍”
Austin Porter by kuwonusarreaga October 28, 2018

austin porter 

the nigga from prettymuch who doesn’t shower. simon only let him in the band cause he wanted another long haired crackhead, like harry styles. he's a highkey alcoholic and he’s 'famous'. he watches hentai and he cheated on his shorty. brandon doesn’t give him any lines.
Girl1: Bro we're studying the lifestyle or drug addicts! who should we use as an example?

Girl2: Austin Porter
austin porter by tiffanigger October 29, 2018
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