Aunt Martha 

A crazy old woman that likes to wear bubushkas and keeps her nylons rolled down to her ankles. Can often be found hanging out near all-girl Catholic schools in her spare time. Likes the finer things in life such as a half-drunk can of warm Old Milwaukee and a few random cigarette butts that were found outside the local probation office. Has a terrific appetite for cupcakes and cheese.

My Aunt Martha just sent me a birthday card with a shiny new quarter inside of it.

Aunt Martha by auntmarthafromtampa February 5, 2010

aunt martha kiss 

When you give a half lip, dry, side kiss to someone with no passion or feeling. Like you would your 'Aunt Martha' when she comes to town.

I walked in the door and she gave me an 'Aunt Martha kiss'. I was like "Ewww, so it's like that now?'

aunt martha kiss by Chucks5150chucks5150 December 6, 2017

Sneaky Aunt Martha 

(n.) a surprise technique used by a woman being fucked from behind. The woman buries her face in a pepper covered pillow to make herself sneeze at the same time her man starts to cum. The sneeze will cause her vaginal muscles to grip his ejacualting dick like the airway-constricting hug from fat Aunt Martha little boys try to hide from at family reunions.

My wife’s Sneaky Aunt Martha hugged my dick so tight, I was gasping for air when I busted a nut.

Sneaky Aunt Martha by Btwitsjennifer May 29, 2018

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008