Auburn Middle School

A AMAZING school with great kids! Never anything bad happens there! Every kid probably wishes they could go here! Amazing athletic kids! They are such a sunshine to the world! I don't know why anyone would ever hate on them <3

Hey do you go to Auburn Middle School ?
Yeahh?
Ohmyygossh you must be a amazing person then!
Why yes i am (:

Auburn Middle School by Coolcatofauburn January 20, 2011

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Auburn middle school (warrenton)

auburn middle school is full of basic white girls and thirsty girls who think they are all that. Every guy there thinks that they can date every girl and act like a whole celebrity. The girls smell like expired Macy’s perfume, and the guys wear too much vineyard vines. I have never seen so much hoes in my lifetime of going to schools. Now, the lunch there sucks as well. it looks 6 months expired to be completely honest. They are trying to give us a whole heart attack with there greasy ass pizza. The gym sucks as well because no one does anything that’s why everyone there is obese. I don’t recommend this school unless you wanna be a hoe and obese. Kids think that there so cool cause they have that big designer stuff. i feel bad for the teachers honestly

everyone who doesn’t go to auburn middle [school (warrenton): FUCK AUBURN AND THERE HOES

Auburn middle school (warrenton) by yourmemeaccount June 8, 2019

Olympic Middle School (auburn wa)

“ghetto ass school” in the auburn school district 🤣 but lowkey we honestly the best even thought its wild af. we got the wannabe gangsters , we got the wannabe potheads, mostly all the girls are straight up bitches 💀

“Damn Olympic Middle School (Auburn Wa) is wild”

Olympic Middle School (auburn wa) by ohfuckimstoopid January 8, 2019

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funiosity

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.

"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"

funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007

Word of the Day on July 25, 2026

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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jody

The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.

Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.

jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006

Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

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