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athletic trainer 

n.

1) an exhausted health care professional that despite the name, does not train athletes.
2) part psychologist, part first aider, part hydration technician, part relationship counselor, part physical therapist...this individual is trained to do it all...for the athletes.
3) Someone that is used to working all weekends and holidays, which accumulates to working a 68 hour work week.
athletic trainers have the best seats in the house during athletic events, but there's a whole lot of work that goes into that seat.
athletic trainer by atc December 16, 2005
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athletic trainer trot 

A jog, (not walking, running or sprinting) performed with a steady cadence, by an athletic trainer responding to an injured athlete.
The athletic trainer trot (or "trainer" trot) is mostly done when the injury is non-life threatening, giving the athletic trainer an opportunity to arrive to the scene safely and still have air in lungs to asset the injury.
Jeb, (a soccer goalie) went down in pain after spraining his ankle for the 3rd time this season. Athletic Trainer Jim was on the opposite side of the field. He did the Athletic Trainer Trot 70 yards across the field to reach Jeb.

Student Athletic Trainer 

A student athletic trainer is like an athletic trainer, but with no pay and less medical training. In a high school setting, they basically get water, pass out band-aids, help with treatment, and hang out with athletes. They generally spend the most time on football and other male sports, because most student trainers are females and most female athletes are bitches.
See that smokin' chick over there? She's a student athletic trainer. I'm going to get hurt so I can talk to her" " Do it man!"
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