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An overconfident arrogant self centered human(usually Mexican).
You are such a asusena.
asusena by AmoALosMexicanos July 17, 2017
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Usually a beautiful hispanic girl who is happy and makes others happy. She's very protective of her loved ones. She's smart and quite the flirt. She's may come across as timid but, don't let that fool you. Not to mention she's very trustworthy and people always seem to go to her when they need help. She may be sad a few times, but just tell her how much she means to you and you'll make her day! She's one of a kind and she can come across shy and sensitive. She's quite funny and has a cute laugh. She's always putting out a beautiful smile and making others happy. She's always in a positive mood and beautiful. She's also artistic and creative. If you're lucky enough to have an Asucena in your life, make sure to always keep her happy and love and care for her. She's the definition of perfection.
Guy 1: WHOA. She's breathtaking!
Guy 2: Yeah. That's Asucena for you.
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a hispanic girl who is happy and makes others happy. she is very trustworthy and people always go to her for help. she can be sad a lot, but just tell her how much you love and appreciate her and you have a happy girl! she's one of a kind and she's very shy and sensitive. she's very funny and has a cute laugh. she's always smiling and making others happy. she's gorgeous and beautiful. she's very artistic and creative. if you have an asuzena in your life, make sure to always keep her happy and love and care for her. she's the definition of perfection.
boy 1; "woah, she's so asuzena!"
boy 2: "man, he's so lucky to have her."
asuzena by drumplayermcr24 January 7, 2017
You're named Vanessa and you decided to try the "Your name spelled backwards is how you die" TikTok trend.
Vanessa: I got assenav for the tiktok trend, what does it mean?
Me: Look at the definition!!
assenav by ShadowLatte July 23, 2021
A seemingly ditzy or lost girl. a woman so different she must be an alian, a backwards flying butterfly
You can't get pizza at Chick-fil-A, what are you an Assenav?
Assenav by schmedley johanson II October 4, 2008
A woman that always second guesses herself and says "awe shitty titty" a lot. She goes for the wrong guys and she has a very obnoxious mother. If you are dating an Azusena be sure to show her you want her, but not too much. You are one lucky fella if you have an Azusena. They are beautiful and they will make you laugh.
I met this girl named Azusena and daaayyyyuuumnnn she's amazing.
azusena by Azuputa April 23, 2017
One who indiscriminately tears the shit out of ass. A hardcore as fucker who leaves no anus unharmed and undamaged. One whose hard cock destroys the anal region of people or animals.
Shit, Hurmberto fucked Jill and he brother in the ass with his anal billy club. Yes Huggie, he is a hard cock assenator.
assenator by Ball Cleaner May 9, 2014
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murderhobo 

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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

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Concrete cowboy 

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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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God Shot 

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Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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