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By far the most awesome baseball club in the national league. However, they got worked by those gangsta White Sox from Chicago in the 05 World Series, the first World Series appearance for the Astros.
Go Astros, or Go 'Stros
Astros by 'StroMan April 10, 2009
Words you can keep
A team in the RWL, The Roblox WiffleBall League. They are the team that has won the most World Series’s in the league, at 2 World Series Wins. The Team owned by RobloxCraftMc101, or Lord_Vader on discord. They almost lost the S1 WS against the Panthers, owned by James5k17.
Omg, the astros just won the World Series!
Astros by FriendlyFire341 January 2, 2020
The most pathetic excuse for a team in Major League Baseball. Consistantly field a shit excuse for a team. Piss poor management, redneck local yokel owners, clueless scouts, and lackadaisical players add up to consistant failure.
Astros lose again
Astros by rlrsltx July 31, 2011
Those Astros lost another game this season.
Astros by fahchode April 2, 2022

Ástrós 

Ástrós is an Icelandic name she is a jealous lady and is mean to everyone.
Girl: do you know what Ástrós did yesterday

Guy: no. What did she do?
Girl: she pushed Nína into the pool
Guy: so? It must’ve been funny, right?
Girl: No! Nína can’t swim.
Guy: wow. That’s mean.
Ástrós by Dog255 October 11, 2018

Ástrós 

A crazy hot woman, really hot.
Everybody wants to be Ástrós because she is cool.
She likes to party and make out.

Always invite Ástrós.
Are you Ástrós, omg suck my cock.
"Hey, is Ástrós there", "No", "then I won't be".
Ástrós is a beautiful hog rider from Clash royal
Ástrós by Hog rider woman November 23, 2021

Astros Pancake 

The sexual act of a male person rubbing his scrotum and/or penile shaft on the facial hair of Jeff Bagwell.
"I could really go for an Astros pancake right now!"
Astros Pancake by A Texas guy January 5, 2010
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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