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Definitions by TheOneTrueMango

assplosion 

The act of imploding into one's self, then promptly exploding that out of the anus.
The assplosion of Henry rocked our group to the very core, to lose such a close member to such a tragic death.
assplosion by TheOneTrueMango November 22, 2006

bitchcock 

A transsexual male, thus being both a bitch and having a cock. Incredibly derogatory, usually used as an insult that is not quite true.
"She is a bitchcock."
"That would explain why her boyfriend is bisexual"
"I hope she has an assplosion."
bitchcock by TheOneTrueMango November 22, 2006

bluetooth pants 

Pants that can wirelessly connect to stuff through bluetooth technology.
bluetooth pants by TheOneTrueMango November 22, 2006