TheOneTrueMango's definitions

assplosion

The act of imploding into one's self, then promptly exploding that out of the anus.

The assplosion of Henry rocked our group to the very core, to lose such a close member to such a tragic death.

by TheOneTrueMango November 22, 2006

bluetooth pants

Pants that can wirelessly connect to stuff through bluetooth technology.

Hey, check out my new bluetooth pants!

by TheOneTrueMango November 22, 2006

bitchcock

A transsexual male, thus being both a bitch and having a cock. Incredibly derogatory, usually used as an insult that is not quite true.

"She is a bitchcock."
"That would explain why her boyfriend is bisexual"
"I hope she has an assplosion."

by TheOneTrueMango November 22, 2006