I shouldn't have eaten all of that fried food it really upset my stomach. I had a terrible assplosion, what a mess!
by BigDongWarLord August 22, 2008
Def1. The sudden release of the contents from one's bowels where the toilet bowl has become mottled in texture and color.
Def2. A powerful surge from an infants colon pushing upward and passing the boundaries of the elastic bands. Usually a huge mess.
Def2. A powerful surge from an infants colon pushing upward and passing the boundaries of the elastic bands. Usually a huge mess.
Usage of Def1 in a sentence:
I swear I had an assplosion in there after eating that Grand Slam breakfast and 3 cups of black coffee.
Usage of Def2 in a sentence:
My baby literally had an assplosion that wasn't contained in their pampers.
I swear I had an assplosion in there after eating that Grand Slam breakfast and 3 cups of black coffee.
Usage of Def2 in a sentence:
My baby literally had an assplosion that wasn't contained in their pampers.
by Will1492 June 29, 2009
Unfortunate occurrence in which your butt explodes with diarrhea from eating something that doesn't agree with you. It often interferes with your daily life. Usually followed by burning A-hole.
If such an occurrences happen during social activities the need to excuse yourself is not needed. Simply locate the nearest bathroom facility immediately. If Ass-plotions occur frequently during your day it is best to locate the nearest bathroom facility as soon as you are introduced to a new environment.
If such an occurrences happen during social activities the need to excuse yourself is not needed. Simply locate the nearest bathroom facility immediately. If Ass-plotions occur frequently during your day it is best to locate the nearest bathroom facility as soon as you are introduced to a new environment.
by Aragedie July 15, 2011
Man, that 7 layer taco dip was spicy last night, there must have been hot peppers in there. I just might have an assplosion right about now!!
by Jenzci July 20, 2011
When you have to take a shit so bad that as soon as your cheeks hit the seat it it sounds like a bomb went off.
Dude, as soon as I got into the bathroom some guy in the shitter had an Assplosion. I quickly washed my hands and got the fuck out of there.
by The real Satan's Helper July 13, 2015
When a baby has a bowel movement that completely floods their diaper; as if their butt had exploded and all of the contents emptied into the diaper.
by Gsomd1980 November 17, 2013
Is a concentrated explosion or release of energy in an extreme manner where the trigger and origin of it is caused by a flatulence
Verb: Assplode
Verb: Assplode
Example 1: Depicted as a action
Chaos: *Assplodes*
Vic: Ewww
Gopher: Your ass just blew up
Chaos: I know.. it feels sore now
Example 2:
Guy: and that guy had a assplosion.. you should have seen that.
Girl: I think that would turn out disgusting
Chaos: *Assplodes*
Vic: Ewww
Gopher: Your ass just blew up
Chaos: I know.. it feels sore now
Example 2:
Guy: and that guy had a assplosion.. you should have seen that.
Girl: I think that would turn out disgusting
by Chaosrider May 16, 2010