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asspples 

The smell of ass and freshly picked apples.
Dude, I just walked out of a room that smelled like asspples.
asspples by tpwhite49 May 27, 2011
1. Anal orfice
2. A real asshole
1) I slowly slid it in her asspipe.
2) My boss is such an asspipe.
asspipe by Ass Master July 2, 2003

Ass Pimple  

The term for the excrutiating pimple that grows on your butt. The pimple is usually placed on a part of the ass that is responsible for accomodating pressure. Hence, why people have a hard time sitting down.
Yo I got this ass pimple and I have to sit on one cheek ALL the time!

Yo this ass pimple hurts like a bitch~!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ass Pimple by cont May 27, 2008
An awful lot of anything. More than necessary. Also: a pile of asses.
I have an asspile of pirated MP3s for you on my Zune.
asspile by Techno War God March 17, 2008

ass pimple 

An endearing term for someone who is constantly attached to you or mooching off of you.
"My brother is such an ass pimple, I wish he would get a job and move out of my house!"
ass pimple by MThrasher July 2, 2006

asspickle 

as a noun: one who dwells in an anus, hence, is pickled in ass.

as a verb: (to asspickle/ asspickling): sticking things up one's ass.

Just another name I like to call one of my best friends.
Jaycee is a douchetastic asspickle.
asspickle by artpsychopedia December 9, 2008