Assident

When you confuse a guy wearing emo fag tight pants as a girl with a nice ass. This can lead to one feeling partially homosexual.

Me and dan were drivin'... im like "fuck Dan, look at that ass" hes like "I think thats a dude!"

Me: "Shit, I made another assident!"

We then proceeded to bait him by saying: "hey dude, are you a dude?"

by Ryan Cash November 14, 2007

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Assident

An accident caused by an asshole. Specifically a car assident.

On the way to work, I witnessed a car assident caused by someone texting. The assident caused traffic that inconvenieced thousands of other people. Truly an accident caused by an asshole.

by Slushgirl July 22, 2011

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Ass Acid

I like to spew assid at my friends

by Mozzi August 17, 2013

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Assident

When you do something to piss someone off, then say it was an accident in fear of revenge.

*Purposely team kill in call of duty* Player 1:Im getting you back for that! Player 2:Sorry that was an accident (Really an assident)

by Chissie May 12, 2010

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1. A smartass remark posted anonymously online when you're too chickenshit to own it.

2. A smartass remark made under your breath when you're too chickenshit to say it out loud.

If anon12 makes one more asside on my blog, I’m gonna start moderating comments.

by robinlr April 8, 2008

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