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Asshole next door 

What you get when you try to do what Dr. Frankenstein did by making a boy next door out of an asshole.
She tried to take the more favorable traits/parts of guys that she actually liked and combine them with the disgusting and grotesque traits/parts of the guy she was operating on to make him more like a boy next door, but instead ended up getting an asshole next door.
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Asshole next door 

The asshole neighbor you get when you try to turn an asshole into a boy next door.
A few people tried to tame the guy like he was a playful dog or a racehorse, but he didn't have the same kind of relationship even some of the more unruly, wilder horses had with people. The more they tried, the more they met the asshole next door.

Asshole next door 

The asshole neighbor you get when you try to turn an asshole into a boy next door.
A few people tried to tame the guy like he was a playful dog or a racehorse, but he didn't have the same kind of relationship even some of the more unruly, wilder horses had with people. The more they tried (to tame, overcome, or change him), the more they met the asshole next door.

Asshole next door 

The neighbor you try to get to compromise with you all the time, and call it domesticating them.
I see why that guy never married, he'd be the asshole next door if there weren't any other houses nearby. Kansas might be somewhere he would fit in, with nobody else around to fit in with.

Next door assholes

Yesss, those assholes who stay up way too late fucking each other, scraping unknown objects against their walls. The assholes who crank up failinem aka eminem and think it's so cool. You see them in the apartment parking lot with their limp bizkit cranked all the way up while head banging. Seriously, who the fuck head bangs to limp bizkit?

You've yelled quite a few times but to no avail.
Jeff: Why are the guys next door having sex like they're animals in heat?

Caleb: How should I know what those next door assholes are doing? I hope their genitals catch on fire.
Next door assholes by tsunbot October 8, 2011
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