asshole diggers 

An older gentleman that loves to dig in assholes. Commonly a southern man of distinction and perversion.

Dont be running off with all them damned ole asshole diggers!

asshole diggers by Granny B. Smith March 18, 2014

colder than a well digger's asshole 

extremely cold and dark.

"Daaaaammmmn...it's colder than a well digger's asshole out there!!"

colder than a well digger's asshole by Well Digger September 1, 2011