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The process of shoving your head up an ass, all the way, and wearing it for whatever reason you wish.. to block the sun, or fashion exetera.

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To have ones hat on ones ass. The ass is not the most common area to place ones hat. Hence the implication that to have ones hat on ones ass is just plain stupid. Often used when drunk to refer to someone who has just broken a pinki promise.
"You sir are an asshat" "Tom come back here, quit being an asshat" "I'm sorry I was an asshat"
by Kurt (biscuits) Russell December 09, 2014
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describing when one's head is so far up one's ass that one is wearing the ass as a hat. in other words, extreme stupidity.
A: Look at all those hurricane victims on their roofs, waving at the helicopters, begging for emergency food to be dropped down! Why don't they just leave?
B: You asshat.
by ami am November 16, 2005
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A close cousin of the Ass-clown, typically identified by a jovial expression and an outward misunderstanding of how he/she is perceived, combined with a generally misguided conception of what is sociably acceptable amongst his/her fellow peers.

Said persons' frequent attempts at humor usually lead to he/she making an ass out of his/herself. Not to be confused with ass-hole.
"Quit throwing pennies at that homeless man, you asshat."

"Hey asshat, thanks for double parking."
by asshater August 13, 2006
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A general term for someone who carries out actions with such stupidity that they might as well wear their ass as a hat.
Pete begins looking for his sunglasses, unknowing to the fact that they are on his head. He asks Ed where his glasses are. Ed takes them off his head saying, "You are such a fucking ass-hat."
by Danyill May 13, 2007
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someone who is a total freaking idiot. they have their head up their ass, therefore wearing it as a hat. hence, ass hat.
mom: pick up your shit off the floor.
jenn: fuck you ass hat, its not mine.
:slap:
by jennnnnnnnnnnnn123 August 26, 2006
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