Ass-tounding

A woman who can fit objects in her anus that have a larger diameter than 4".

That chick with the wine bottle in her ass is ass-tounding

by Chris 10516 November 18, 2006

asspounding beat

Used to describe any form of music that is being played so obnoxiously loud that one feels as though their ass is being pounded by every note.

"The asspounding beat coming from the car down street was loud enough to violate every orifice of my body in the most inappropriate ways."

"I could hear the faint asspounding beat coming from the teens headphones on the subway as I sat silently across from them wondering why anyone would listen to Justin Timberlake in the first place."

by Byron Cunningham February 7, 2008

Astounding

adj. To be so utterly immense that one traps just enough intelligence within one's massive bulk that he/she obstinately refuses to believe that he can ever be wrong. The individual in question will often sarcastically remark about the "astounding" nature of others' intellects so as to inflate his own ego. His mouth never stops moving, whether he is talking to attract attention or eating to increase his mass.

See load.

Bradley's intelligence was astounding, as was his weight.

by Burley February 28, 2007

astounding

Completely and totally awesome, or simply the best thing ever!

Lizz is absolutely astounding!

by PepeJones July 10, 2005

Astounding

when it is something out of the world.

Search for sailing by celtic woman and that is what astounding is.

by thydeus November 28, 2012

asspounding trance

Arena trance, commonly hammered by the likes of Tiesto. Can be made in fruity loops in about 5 minutes.

I had to leave the club because after 4 hours of asspounding trance I was beginning to question my masculinity

by Vexxed July 30, 2008

astounding

1. Kodama
2. To astonish and bewilder.

Kodama is astounding.

by William April 24, 2004