ass-grenade
"My wife said lets eat some food at the street fair" and I replied "Yeah, sure lets just eat some ass-grenades!"
ass-grenade by lolafartz October 28, 2011
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ass grenade
An ass grenade is a shit that has so much force behind it, the shit explodes out of your ass, smashes into the water of the bowl and causes a huge wave of shit-sprinkled water droplets all of over the walls and floor.
This is the shit equivalent of a 500 pound man jumping off of a two story building into a one foot high swimming pool.
The end result leaves shit-shrapnel everywhere!
This is the shit equivalent of a 500 pound man jumping off of a two story building into a one foot high swimming pool.
The end result leaves shit-shrapnel everywhere!
1. Who in the hell ate the "dog-zilla" from Byron's? Whoever did left a huge ass grenade in the bathroom and should clean it up!
2. Who pulled the pin on the ass grenade?
2. Who pulled the pin on the ass grenade?
ass grenade by Matthew Maday January 14, 2004
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ass grenade • Splatter-house Ass grenade • ass • ass pirate • ass crack • ass rape • ass butt • ass water • ass blaster • ass cakes
Ass Grenade
1. Dude, I used an ass grenade today, and I was on the toilet for hours.
2. I gotta go home and change clothes, I pulled a real ass grenade back there.
2. I gotta go home and change clothes, I pulled a real ass grenade back there.
Ass Grenade by Jables246 August 12, 2009
Ass Grenade
When you eat something that you know is gonna fuck your stomach up later, particularly really spicy food.
Randy: damn man, I just polished off a pile of the hottest chicken wings they got!
Brian Cropp: sounds like you just pulled the pin on a genuine ass grenade!!!
Brian Cropp: sounds like you just pulled the pin on a genuine ass grenade!!!
Ass Grenade by LiquorCaptain May 20, 2022
ass grenade
I went to the zoo and saw two monkeys hurling ass grenades at each other. Then my roommate and I went back to our room and did the same.
ass grenade by Duke February 15, 2003
Splatter-house Ass grenade
The explosion that occurs when a fart preceeds Diarrhea. Much worse than a standard Ass Grenade, The Result is a complete anal erruption spraying butt pee all over one's toilet and backside, with possible blood as well.
Splatter-house Ass grenade by aquamurdoch April 2, 2009
Ass Grenades
When your shitting and it explodes in your toilet like grenades
The feeling of World War 3 out of your asshole
Heavy amounts of shit
Long pieces of shit or multiple shits
M.O.A.S (M.other O.f A.ll S.hits) basically
The feeling of World War 3 out of your asshole
Heavy amounts of shit
Long pieces of shit or multiple shits
M.O.A.S (M.other O.f A.ll S.hits) basically
Bro I ate at this Mexican place,i later murdered my toilet with Ass Grenades
Bro i took the M.O.A.S yesterday i couldn't sit for a week
Dude my Ass Grenades clogged my toilet for a couple of days
Bro i took the M.O.A.S yesterday i couldn't sit for a week
Dude my Ass Grenades clogged my toilet for a couple of days
Ass Grenades by Plemington_J August 27, 2013
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