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ass whipping 

what a militant loudmouth hateful ignoramus needs when he or she pops off the chops about what what kind of violent acts "should be done" about different people that he or she don't like. Said person is extremely in opinion, doesn't observe the world around him/her and believes what every shithead demagogue posing as a high-class/high moral person says to them. A sheep.
If Maggie comes over here again today spouting off again about "the liberal bias", the "Jewish conspiracy", or any other hating on other types of people (that are different than herself) she might get a good old fashioned ass whipping. I'm sick and tired of her prejudiced yapping. She needs to knock off the HaterAde now.
ass whipping by I Saw U2 Live Twice January 16, 2008
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ass whipping insurance 

1. A precaution you take before getting an ass whooping.

2. What you buy before you get your ass whooped.
1. "Before we fight, you better get some ass wipping insurance and get drunk!"

2. "You better have some ass whipping insurance, cause you getting ready to pay a deductible....nigga!

ass whipping insurance 

1. A precaution you take before getting an ass whooping.

2. What you buy before you get your ass whooped.
1. "Before we fight, you better get some ass wipping insurance and get drunk!"

2. "You better have some ass whipping insurance, cause you getting ready to pay a deductible....nigga!

ass whipping insurance 

1. A precaution you take before getting an ass whooping.

2. What you buy before you get your ass whooped.
1. "Before we fight, you better get some ass wipping insurance and get drunk!"

2. "You better have some ass whipping insurance, cause you getting ready to pay a deductible....nigga!

ass whipping shit 

noun. a severe beating up of someone. also used as a spanking of a child. can also be used as a verb (ass whip shit)
(n.) If she doesn't stop talking behind my back im gonna give her an ass whipping shit.

(v.) i am going to ass whip shit him.
(v. past) I ass whip shitted him.

tuckahoe ass whipping

A rather intense retaliation to something such as stealing beer, or insulting one's girlfriend. Exact details are sketchy because the recipient usually suffers memory loss, but it is beleived to include a tree, a chain, and a pickup truck. Delivered in the back woods of Tuckahoe, NJ.
After his tuckahoe ass whipping, he became quite the gentleman.

Bisexual ass whipping

When a straight person and a gay person jump someone violently in retaliation
He called keon a faggot him and Steve gave that bitch ass dude a bisexual ass whipping see what
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