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ass twine 

it is the lint that gets caught in the hair of your ass,
when pulled you rip out hair as well, making it a clump of twine.
after a long sweaty day, lint builds up in the asscrack, when picked asshair comes out with the lint making it ass twine.

2.can also be used to insult someone who is always on your ass.
ass twine by Demenous June 18, 2006
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Fat Ass Tine

Fat Ass Tine is a girl who is the fattest runner you will ever encounter. She likes to roll to the finish line because our coach has to have food on a fish line and wheels it in to get her to run/roll. Everyone I know calls her fat ass, even the coach, cuz she's just so damn big. If you would like to help this girl lose weight please fwd emails of encouragement to me and I'll send them along to her. Thanx in advanced!

Much love to Fat Ass Tine....lord bless her fat ass
Fat Ass Tine rolls to the finish line!
Fat Ass Tine by Ihatetine November 11, 2004
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fat ass tine

this IS fat ass tine and i just want to say you are all wrong... except for the fact that im fat...and i roll instead of run... and i like food...*watch out for the big girl*
Fat Ass Tine is fat... big girls, they take up all the room.
fat ass tine by Sterlhasasmallhead November 18, 2004

Fat Ass Tine

A very fat girl who is my sister, though I am so much hotter than her. She can hardly stand up.
Fat Ass Tine my have come out of the same momma as me, but she looks like she came out of a different hole.
Fat Ass Tine by Sterlhasasmallhead November 14, 2004
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