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ass towel
ass towel by tartpumper February 2, 2004
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Beach towel ass by Towelass December 11, 2019
asstowel
A cloth fabric that is placed on a chair or sofa where you can sit naked. This could be a dish towel, a towel or even a rag. It is for avoiding contact with genitals and the surface sitting area of a chair or any place to sit.
asstowel by Legallywasted August 14, 2014
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square grouper
Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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Bunhead
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.