Ass Syrup

to describe a bad joke or to add to a bad joke to redeem to make it funny.

person one: "This guy goes to the same bar every night and every time he goes there, there is this mushroom playing the piano and taking shots of whiskey. So the guy asks the bartender : whats up with that mushroom?"
Person 2: "what did he say?"
Person 1: "Oh he must be a FUNGI.. get it FUN-GUY???"
Person 2: Quickly.. say ass-syrup

Ass Syrup by Sabastian Boaz December 26, 2003

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ass syrup

Over instant message, request they say it out loud even if people are around.

Patrick: i have a joke.
Patrick: why didn't the fat man fit in the chair?
Sabastian Boaz: why?
Patrick: because he wouldn't .sit his ass down!
Sabastian Boaz: lol that was really bad, you have to say Ass Syrup out loud
Patrick: okay

ass syrup by Sabastian Boaz January 25, 2004

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Fuck My Ass Syrup Onto My Dick Pancake

Using so much exlax, that one's intestines SPEW out of your asshole, onto your partners penis. Followed by shitting pancake shaped turds onto there chest. (Mostly done by Mexicans, or Fetal Pigs.)

Old Man 1: so anyone up to Fuck my ass syrup onto my dick pancake?
Old Man 2: Isn't that a little bit rushed? or Meixican? i Met you yesterday.
Fetal Pig 1: Im down, don't be a Pussy

Fuck My Ass Syrup Onto My Dick Pancake by ChefPubert May 30, 2009

country ass maple syrup

1when someone does something stupid
2 When something really blows

1Man I can believe that bitch dumped me thats some country ass maple syrup.
2Damn I can't believe we lost that game, thats some country ass maple syrup

country ass maple syrup by erein September 4, 2004

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Stinky Bobby

When you find a little guy who is stinky. Usually needs a belly rub.

Hey, that’s Stinky Bobby.

Stinky Bobby by anorlondo June 17, 2026

Word of the Day on July 29, 2026

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chud run

A trip to a grocery store, convenience store, or gas station for the sole purpose of buying an excessive amount of junk food and sugary drinks, usually with friends. A chud run often happens late at night and ends with everyone involved hating themselves afterwards.

"Hey bro you tryna go on a chud run with me??"

chud run by chad brandson July 24, 2026

Word of the Day on July 28, 2026

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flophouse

Any house/apartment/frat house/trailer/etc. which is used for individuals to crash (sleep, chill, hang out, lurk, etc.) for a period of time. In order to "crash", one must not actually live there (e.g. have their name on the lease, own said flophouse, etc.). Flophouses are typically used by college students, drug addicts, transients, vagrants, or other unsavory characters.

A flophouse may also be the home owned by the parents of a college student, who after being away at college, wishes to live as if he/she is still at college (e.g. staying out all night, returning just to crash at mom and dad's house, then leaving again), rather than conforming to the pre-college rules.

Example #1
Dude: (Talking to someone passed out face first on the floor of his college apartment) Hey man, who the hell are you? What do you think this is, a flophouse??

Bro: Sorry dude, I must have passed out for a minute.

Example #2
Mom: Where have you BEEN for the last three days? You come home just to sleep?? What do you think this is, a flophouse??!!

Son: What's your problem? I'm an adult now!

flophouse by J3553 November 21, 2007

Word of the Day on July 27, 2026

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