Ass Syrup

to describe a bad joke or to add to a bad joke to redeem to make it funny.

person one: "This guy goes to the same bar every night and every time he goes there, there is this mushroom playing the piano and taking shots of whiskey. So the guy asks the bartender : whats up with that mushroom?"
Person 2: "what did he say?"
Person 1: "Oh he must be a FUNGI.. get it FUN-GUY???"
Person 2: Quickly.. say ass-syrup

Ass Syrup by Sabastian Boaz December 26, 2003

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ass syrup

Over instant message, request they say it out loud even if people are around.

Patrick: i have a joke.
Patrick: why didn't the fat man fit in the chair?
Sabastian Boaz: why?
Patrick: because he wouldn't .sit his ass down!
Sabastian Boaz: lol that was really bad, you have to say Ass Syrup out loud
Patrick: okay

ass syrup by Sabastian Boaz January 25, 2004

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Fuck My Ass Syrup Onto My Dick Pancake

Using so much exlax, that one's intestines SPEW out of your asshole, onto your partners penis. Followed by shitting pancake shaped turds onto there chest. (Mostly done by Mexicans, or Fetal Pigs.)

Old Man 1: so anyone up to Fuck my ass syrup onto my dick pancake?
Old Man 2: Isn't that a little bit rushed? or Meixican? i Met you yesterday.
Fetal Pig 1: Im down, don't be a Pussy

Fuck My Ass Syrup Onto My Dick Pancake by ChefPubert May 30, 2009

country ass maple syrup

1when someone does something stupid
2 When something really blows

1Man I can believe that bitch dumped me thats some country ass maple syrup.
2Damn I can't believe we lost that game, thats some country ass maple syrup

country ass maple syrup by erein September 4, 2004

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church hurt

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.

Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.

church hurt by PrincesaLatina21 May 1, 2022

Word of the Day on May 27, 2026

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honkin

Huge. Surpassing normal expectations.

I was fishing with a Spinner Bait and a HONKIN pike came after it and hit it . Felt like a lawnmower running over a brick.

honkin by R. LaJoy December 26, 2005

Word of the Day on May 26, 2026

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Stealthie

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.

FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"

Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016

Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

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