wen u grab a fuckin turkey baster and blast air into ur anus, then lol u fart out the ait on vent like a dik sleeb. ovarie ovvare aovaoadoaha nai aisiahnai hniasnia nisai nanansi ni aia inin ia iani in in in sin inindaidn ianiin n ia inain ins in.

hey shooji mike and kyle,, i got something 4 u, BLAST, who dud how u did dat, a ass pump turkey baster in my ass makes air reflect onto yo dome, u pussy bitch.

ass pump by jasoman August 31, 2006

Dirty Ass Pump

When a dude sticks his long, hard, throbing cock in a womans ass then pulls out and pee's in her mouth.

Hey man, what did you do last night?

I gave this chick a dirty ass pump; it was awesome.

Dirty Ass Pump by CoolBreeze420 October 19, 2008

pump ass

A term coined by Static Noise Podcast member Matt Chinander. It means the same thing as kick ass. Another variation is "Thrust Butt", coined by fellow podcast member Alex.

Andres: What do you think of Let Yourself Go?
Matt: Very pump ass.

pump ass by THRUSTDABUTT July 30, 2012

pump ass

to fuck someone in the butt

Person 1: Hey bro, did you hear what Tony did the other day?
Person 2: Bro, what?
Person 1: Pump ass with Suzy.
Person 2: Nice. What a legend.

pump ass by lolingatyouandyourlife June 26, 2015

pump ass

To carry out a task or operation vigorously, with a heightened urgency of purpose, or maximum efficiency.

"You're already late. You'd better pump ass!"

"You're really going to have to pump ass to finish those nachos before closing time."

pump ass by Kountry August 22, 2011

ass pumper

one who pumps men in the ass

Allen Hamilton is an ass pumper

ass pumper by MATT April 10, 2003

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026