ass of champions

n. well rounded, pert buttocks, attached to slim, well-figured person, generally male.

Yo, man, in Norway we saw the ultimate death metal ass of champions. He looked like Cousin It, I swear, but dude, the ass, the ass!

by zooky June 8, 2004

ass fucking champion

When your so good at ass fucking your considered a champion

steves so good at ass fucking my sphincter is sore, hes an ass fucking champion

by Poepholl Pilot March 25, 2019

ass champion

somone who hold dominance over all asses and ass activities
(refer to ass master)

frank is such an ass champion

by not an ass champ June 9, 2007

ass champion

One who excels in mimicking the attributes or qualities of an asshole.

Had I wanted to hear a bunch of shit, I would have squatted myself. Get the fuck out of here, ass champion.

by SvenTwelve May 23, 2008

bitch ass champion

someone who claims to be a champion, but everyone knows that he is just a bitch

Jvon claims to be a champion, but he's really a bitch ass champion because he sucks at life.

by TDUB11 December 10, 2008