ass of

Huge

I have an ass of money.

by asshobit May 5, 2015

ass of life

A term of endearment used to describe Christopher Meloni's luscious bubble-butt.
AKA: AOL

"I only watched OZ to see the ass of life in the shower."
*posts a photo of Meloni's bum to Twitter, tags it #AOL *

by livstabler January 19, 2014

Ass of Doom

When some fat bitch is walking by and her ass is hanging out all over the place.

Damn son! Look at that AOD (Ass of Doom)!

by srjiggawhat April 14, 2009

ass of the covenant

the golden ass, that booty you chase... for some people their whole life but in order for it to be the ass of the covenant ya have to put at least half a decade into it... think ducky from 16 candles but he doesnt give up... or get laid

P: "yeah so how long you been after this girl bro"
D: "only like five or six years"
P: "... well chase that ass of the covenant there indy... you dumbass"

by blessedbeatnik September 20, 2011

Ass of Doom

Ass Of Doom

Someone with a really big ass, like something that can block out the sun and usually looks really horrible.

JJ: She has got a horrible bottom
Jon: understatement, that thing is hanging out everywhere. Thats the Ass of Doom

by melvinho July 28, 2010

ass of fire

When someone needs to fart really bad but is holding it in for some reason, and the gas is so bad it burns.

"Poor Sam. He was at an interview last week and had an ass of fire for an hour!"

by Rachel February 23, 2003

ass of Jack

another, nicer way of calling someone a jackass

My ex is a complete ass of Jack.

by crowgrl13 October 1, 2008