ass latte 

A frothy mixture of anal mucus and sperm whipped up in a viscosity to that of a meringue pie.

Sorry Troy, I didn't mean to put too much cream in that ass latte we shared last night.

ass latte by Diego Roma January 13, 2017

Ass latte 

“Iced latte” in an Aussie accent

Yeah mate, we’ll drop by Maccas and get an ass latte

Ass latte by sazzlem8 August 30, 2019

goat-ass latte 

(GAL, for short) a caffeinated beverage consisting of espresso, steamed milk, and a dab of milk froth, considered "goat ass" as the coffee bean is over-extracted or stale, reminiscent of the hind quarters of a certain four-legged creature. See also McDonald's McCafe.

Damn Gina, french kissing you sure has been ruined by that goat-ass latte I guzzled this morning.

goat-ass latte by hellvitcachild April 8, 2010

ass lantern 

a person who believes that the light of the earth comes from there ass

good thing i woke up early today, otherwiese my ass lantern would have burned out

ass lantern by the greesy man with big nutts May 23, 2011

Ass Late 

When something happens way after the time it should have happened so much that you want to kick someone's ass for it.

The Realtor delivered my furniture so Ass Late, I didn't get it until a month before I moved out of my year long lease.

Ass Late by JuanHernandez63513 July 12, 2010

your ass is late to class 

The bell that rings rough six minutes after the get your ass to class bell, signyfing you are late to class.

Ah, shit! That's the your ass is late to class bell

your ass is late to class by faerygirl956 February 24, 2006

ass jack-o-lantern 

the term ass jack-o-lantern is a somewhat more clever and (perhaps?) less childish way to call someone a butthead. it also implies that the person has a nasty face and is an enormous creeper (both of which are qualities possessed by a halloween jack-o-lantern)

the ass jack-o-lantern dated the girl that was way too good for him and wore a stupid hawaiian shirt.

ass jack-o-lantern by My Aim Is True October 12, 2008