ass kissing
ass kissing by Pavelski8 September 17, 2006
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ass kissing
To suck up to someone, most likely to get something in return. The success rate is a 2/10 but can be a 3/10 if the person is mildly attractive.
ass kissing by @alexisxmercer April 4, 2019
ass kissing
To suck up to someone, most likely to get something in return. Success rate is a 2/10 but can be a 3/10 if the person is mildly attractive.
ass kissing by @alexisxmercer April 4, 2019
ass kissing
The verb form for ass kisser. Also known as sucking up, bootlicking, bum kissing, butt kissing, toadying. It's pretending that you think everything about someone you want something from (such as a boss) is wonderful. If a boss ordered everyone to come to work in a pink tutu and bunny slippers and someone started praising the order as if it were the greatest thing since sliced bread, that would be ass kissing.
The extreme form of ass kissing is brown nosing: someone who kisses ass so much his nose turns brown.
The extreme form of ass kissing is brown nosing: someone who kisses ass so much his nose turns brown.
If a boss ordered everyone to come to work in a pink tutu and bunny slippers and someone started praising the order as if it were the greatest thing since sliced bread, that would be ass kissing.
ass kissing by Ann Nichols September 18, 2006
ass-kissing in agreement
When one person says anything about anything, the said ass-kisser will agree with whatever the indivdual says
Individual: "Hmm, this pasta tastes bland"
Ass-kisser:"Oh yeah, so bland- very bland! geeeze what is this crap?"
Random Person Sitting & Over-hearing the others' conversation:"Woww, if that isn't a perfect example of ass-kissing in agreement, idk what is."
Person eating with Random Person Sitting & Over-hearing the others' conversation:"I know, perfect example seriously nothing could top that. You're so right."
Ass-kisser:"Oh yeah, so bland- very bland! geeeze what is this crap?"
Random Person Sitting & Over-hearing the others' conversation:"Woww, if that isn't a perfect example of ass-kissing in agreement, idk what is."
Person eating with Random Person Sitting & Over-hearing the others' conversation:"I know, perfect example seriously nothing could top that. You're so right."
ass-kissing in agreement by SmishSm0shh March 4, 2010
ass kissing contest
ass kissing contest by Deep Blue 2012 September 8, 2009
urban ass-kissing
when somebody uses urban dictionary to kiss somebody's ass. this is usually done by making a word that vaugely describes a person, kissing ass, then providing that person with a link to the urban dic page. then they can pretend they didnt make it, or use it as a bullshit excuse to get in to somebody's pants.
urban ass-kissing can be reversed by urban ass-kicking, wich is pretty much the opposite, and can be used for breakups, and facebook wars
urban ass-kissing can be reversed by urban ass-kicking, wich is pretty much the opposite, and can be used for breakups, and facebook wars
nerd: o hai guess what i found a definition that matches our relationship!
chick: what relationship? (looks at definition) oh thats so sweet. lets have sex!
nerd: Giggity Im so good at urban ass-kissing!
chick: what relationship? (looks at definition) oh thats so sweet. lets have sex!
nerd: Giggity Im so good at urban ass-kissing!
urban ass-kissing by anoncatlawlzftw March 22, 2010
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